
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i finally found the best youtube comment
if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch
I’m addicted to weed and that weed is you. Come here so I can smoke you, you little nugget. You’re a tiny weed nugget and I’m going to smoke you a little bit. Smoke you with smooches, that is.
hands down the lamest post i’ve ever read in my life
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“Speak up for those who Cannot Speak for Themselves.”— -Proverbs 30:8
(via 1sistersr4ever)
“Date someone who wants to chase God with you.”— (via god-breathed)
the fucked up thing about job interviews is that everybody Knows that youre just there because you need money to stay alive, everyone Knows that the companys interests are in your mind secondary at best to you having a home and not starving, but they still need to hear you beg and tell them how much The Company means to you and how great an opportunity it is to work for them its so masturbatory
The Company has a praise kink.
Aside from bees and butterflies, bats are one of the most important pollinators on the planet - especially in tropical and desert regions.
(Source)
lost in the sauce